Animals and birds Dialogues

Jab sher jungle mein shikaar karta hai ... toh pehle woh khud khata hai ... phir usse geedad aur giddh khate hai ... aur joh kuch bacha kucha hota hai usse zameen ke keede makaude khate hai ... aur meri nazar mein teri aukaat keede makaude ki bhi nahi hai

When a lion hunts in the jungle ... then he himself eats the kill first ... then jackals and vultures eat it ... then the ground insects eat whatever is left ... and in my opinion you're not even an insect

Mujhe junglee billiyan bahut pasand hai

I like wild cats a lot

Pathan aur Sardar ki jodi ... baki sab lil lil ghodi

The pair of Pathan and Sardar is great ... all others are small small horses

Is dharti par aisa koi ghoda paida nahi hua ... jiski savari main nahi kar sakta

There is no horse born on the face of this earth ... whom I cannot ride

Bina murga bane vidhya nahi aati

Knowledge does not come without becoming a chicken

Hum karte fight aur tu karta bark hai ... abhe fish tank ke machhi hum samundar ke shark hai

We fight and you just bark ... you're like a fish in the fish tank and I'm like a shark in the ocean

Pati ghoda hota hai, us par lagaam lagana chahiye ... varna woh haath se nikal jaata hai

A husband is a horse, who must have a bit ... otherwise he will become unmanageable

Aapko kahan kahan nahi dhoonda ... Japan ki jail mein, America ki rail mein, khatte meethe bhel mein, khopre ke tel mein ... samose mein dhoonda, alu mein dhoonda, pyaz mein dhoonda ... magar na mila baap ... mila ghaas mein chupa saanp

I looked for you everywhere ... in Japan's jail, in America's rail, in sweet and sour snacks, in coconut oil ... in a samosa, in potato, in onion ... but I couldn't find my father ... I only found a snake hidden in the grass

Aapke ghar mein cockroach aata hai toh aap kya karte hai Rathore Sahab? ... aap usko paalte nahi maarte hai

Rathore Sir, what do you do when a cockroach comes in your house? ... you don't nourish him you kill him

Agar naali ke keeday ko duniya bhar ka sabun ikattha karke bhi saaf kiya jaye, usko dhoya jaye ... toh bhi woh gande ka ganda hi rahega

If you collect all the soap in the world and wash and clean a bug from the gutter ... still he will remain dirty

Khud ka shakal bulldog jaisa hai, humko dog bula raha hai

Your face is like that of a bulldog and you're calling me a dog

Makkhiyon ki aadat hi aisi hoti hai ... jitni baar udao, phir aa jaati hai

Mosquitos have an habit such that ... no matter how many times you fly them away, they come back

Doston ke dukh dard baatne dekho Jaggi aaya hai ... abhe kaun hai woh kabootar jisne tumhe sataya hai

Look Jaggi has come to share the sadness and pain of friends ... who is that pigeon who is bothering you

Jahan sher ki hukumat chalti hai ... wahan chote mote janwaro ka aana jaana mana hai

The area where the tiger rules ... small animals are not allowed to wander around there

Meri chaati par aakar toh saanp bhi rassi ban jaata hai

Even a snake becomes a rope when it comes on my body

Jis tarah mazab-e-islam mein haraam hai suvar khana ... jis tarah hindu dharam mein paap hai gaye khana ... in sabse bada gunaah hai ... mard hokar kisi aurat ke jism ki kamai khana

Just like eating a pig is sinful in the religion of Islam ... just like eat a cow is sinful in the religion of Hinduism ... a bigger crime than all of these is ... being a man and living of a woman's body

Jab ladka aande zyada khane lage ... toh iska matlab usse us murgi se pyar ho gaya hai, joh aande deti hai ... ya us ladki se joh aande leti hai

When a guy eats a lot of eggs ... then it means that he is love with the chicken that gives the eggs ... or with the girl who buys the eggs

Haqeeqat mein hum sab andar se skeleton yane panjar hi toh hai ... farak sirf itna hai ki kisi panjar par makhan si chikni aur mulayam coating hai ... aur kisi panjar par gendhe jaisi moti khaal chadi hui hai

In reality we are all skeletons and bones from inside ... the only difference is that on some people there is a smooth and slippery coating like that of butter ... and on some people there is a thick skin coating like that of a rhinoceros

Joh shikaar khud chalkar sher ki gaar mein aata hai ... woh achchi tarah janta hai ki sher ke daant kaise todhe jaate hai

A prey that himself walks into the region of the tiger ... knows exactly how to break the teeth of the tiger

Kutton ki yaadash badi tezz hoti hai

Dogs have a very sharp memory