Animals and birds Dialogues

Joh shikaar khud chalkar sher ki gaar mein aata hai ... woh achchi tarah janta hai ki sher ke daant kaise todhe jaate hai

A prey that himself walks into the region of the tiger ... knows exactly how to break the teeth of the tiger

Kutton ki yaadash badi tezz hoti hai

Dogs have a very sharp memory

Mere piya ka laal kabootar parbat parbat udta hai ... pooch lo usse sara naksha saanj bhay woh udta hai

The red pigeon of my lover flies from mountain to mountain ... ask him the whole map, he flies all the time

Aaj raajneeti woh vaishya hai jiski kamai bazar ke sab log khana chahte hai ... aur neta ki kursi kutton ke beech padi hui haddi ki tarah hai ... ab is desh ka vatavaran do hi sooraton mein badla ja sakta hai ... ya toh sare netaon ko bhrashtachar ki kanooni azaadi di jaye, ya kisi bhi bhrasht neta ko zinda na chhoda jaye

Today politics is a prostitute whose income everyone in the market wants to eat ... and the chair of a politician is like a bone in the middle of dogs ... now the atmosphere of this country can only be changed under two conditions ... either give all the politicians the freedom of corruption or else don't leave any corrupt politician alive

Sau badmaasho ko chaano toh ek kameena nikalta hai ... sau kameeno ko chaano toh ek harami nikalta hai ... aur yeh suvar sau haramiyo ko chaankar nikla hai

When you filter 100 bad guys then you get one rascal ... when you filter 100 rascals then you get one bastard ... and this pig has come out after filtering 100 bastards

Yeh toh mafia ke baap hai ... ek nevla toh doosra saanp hai ... agar dono mil jaaye toh killer shark hai ... lekin dono angootha chaap hai

He is the father of mafia ... one is a mongoose and the other is a snake ... and if they both get together then they are a killer shark ... but both are uneducated

Jungle mein sannate ka matlab jungle mein sher hai ... aur log khauf se jungle jaate nahi ... magar sher jab jungle chhodkar khule-aam shehar mein shikaar karne lagta hai ... toh poora shehar usse maarne ke liye khada ho jaata hai

The silence in the jungle means that there's a lion in the jungle ... and people don't go into the jungle because of that fear ... but when a lion leaves the jungle and hunts openly in the city ... then the entire city stands up together to kill him

Kutte ki pooch aur mard ki mooch mein koi farak nahi hota

There is no difference between a dog's tail and a man's mustache

Tum ek number ke chor, luchche, lafangey, bhagode ho ... desh ke jawano ke naam pe kalank ho ... zeherilay saanp ka dank ho

You're a thief, scoundrel, rascal, fugitive of top quality ... you're a disgrace in the name of youth of this country ... you're a bite of a poisonous snake

Mere mann ko bhaya ... main kutta kaat ke khaya

My heart liked it ... and so I cut the dog and ate it

Insaan jab aadmiyon se mayoos ho jaata hai ... toh phir kutte aur billiyon se pyar karne lagta hai

When a person is disappointed by humans ... he then starts to love dogs and cats

Jitni tumhari property hai na ... utni jagah par sirf hamare ghode palte hai

The amount of property you have ... in that much space I only raise my horses

Saanp ke bil mein haath wohi daalta hai ... joh uske zehar ka todh jaanta ho

Only those people put their hands inside a snakehole ... who know how to remove the poison from the snake

Kachhuae na kahaniyon mein jeette hai ... asli zindagi mein nahi

Tortoises only win in stories ... not in real life

Lagata hai tumhari aankhon mein soovar ka baal hai

It seems like there is a hair of a pig in your eyes

Agar tum logon ka pyar sacha hai toh woh zaroor madad karega ... woh joh soote huye parindon ko pedh se neeche nahi girne deta ... woh apne bandon ko besahara kaise chhodega

If your love is true then God will definitely help you guys ... when he doesn't let the sleeping birds fall from a tree ... then how can he leave his devotees alone

Pyar bhi ajeeb janwar hai ... chabuk taan do, bhookha maar do, zinda gaad do ... par kambakht baaz nahi aata

Love is a strange kind of animal ... even if you hit it with a whip, keep it hungry and bury it alive ... but it still doesn't give up

Tumhara yeh mendak sa mooh dekhkar hum samajh gaye the ke tum bahut phudkoge

Right when I saw your frog like face, I understood that you'll jump a lot

Jurm karne waale saanp mujhe nevala kehte hai ... aur saanp ki khushboo mujhe bahut door se aa jaati hai

The snakes who commit crimes call me a mongoose ... and I can smell snakes from very far away

Zindagi se joh kasmasaya ho ... jisko marna hi raas aaya ho ... woh but-e-bewafa se pyar kare jisko kutte ne kaat khaya ho

The one who has complaints against life ... the one who only wants to die ... that unfaithful person will only be loved by someone who has been bitten by a dog