Animals and birds Dialogues

Tum log itna itna sa the talaab mein nange nahate the ... hum pakadkar bahar nikaalte the ... ab toh tum poore James Bond ho gaye ... saand ke saand ho gaye

You guys were so small and you used to bath naked in the pond ... and I used to catch you guys and take you out ... now you've become completely like James Bond ... infact you've become bulls

Kutta jab tak wafaadari kare usse bhar-pet khilao ... aur jab pagal ho jaye usse goli maar do

Give the dog all he can eat until he is faithful ... and when he becomes mad then shoot him

Tohe neend kaise aave hai re moore neend ki dushman ... yahan toh har raat kaali nagin bankar aave hai, dasse hai, jaan mein zehar gholke chali jaave hai

The enemy of my sleep how can you sleep well ... here every night comes as a black snake lady, bites me, and mixes poison in my life and leaves

Khuda meherban toh gadha pehelwan ... sambhal meri jaan ... ek hi vaar mein dikhaon Hindustan

A donkey is strong if god is graceful ... but take care my friend ... or else I'll show you India in one shot

Dalle aur pille ke saath ek jaisa suluk karna chahiye ... agar baat se na maane, toh laat maarni chahiye

A pimp and a dog should get the same treatment ... if they don't listen to what you say, then you should kick them

Woh ek gandi naali ka keeda hai

He is bug from a nasty gutter

Aaj zindagi mein pehli baar ... Sher Khan ki sher se takkar hui hai

For the first time in life ... Sher Khan has come across a tiger

Boyfriend girlfriend se darta hai, girlfriend cockroach se darti hai, cockroach chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se darta hai, billi kutte se darti hai, aur kutta aadmi se darta hai ... aur aadmi aurat se darta hai ... vaise hi jaise villain hero se darta hai

A boyfriend is scared of his girlfriend, girlfriend is scared of a cockroach, cockroach is scared of a mouse, mouse is scared of a cat, cat is scared of a dog, dog is scared of a man ... and man is scared of a woman ... just like a villain is scared of the hero

Prince charming milne se pehle ... bahut saare mendako ko kiss karna padta hai

Before you find your prince charming ... you have to kiss a lot of frogs

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... ab main nikaalonga mujrimon ka tel

There is a grapevine on the tail of a monkey ... now I'll squeeze the oil out of criminals

Kutte kamine ... main tera khoon pee jaoonga

You bloody dog ... i will drink your blood

Saalon se tayaar kiye gaye ghode daud nahi paate ... aur kabhi kabhi langde ghode bhi race jeet jaate hai

Sometimes horses that are trained for years cannot run ... and sometimes even a lame horse ends up winning the race

Politics mein itna keechad hai ki us mein kamal nahi khilte ... sirf keede rhengte hai

There's so much mud in politics that a lotus flower can't grow there ... only insects can crawl there

Hum sab panchi ek dhaal ke ... dhaage ek rumaal ke ... dimple ek gaal ke

We all are birds on a single branch ... threads of the same napkin ... dimple of one cheek

Sher se hal chalaoge toh kisaan toh marega hi

If you plough with a tiger, then the farmer will obviously die

Ramgarh waalo ne pagal kutton ke samne roti dalna band kar diya hai

People of Ramgarh have stopped feeding mad dogs

Kabootar ka yuck brings good luck

A pigeon's potty brings good luck

Life badi kutti cheez hai ... aur is duniya mein kutton ka bas ek hi jawaab hai

Life is a dog ... and in this world dogs only have one answer

Langoors have my angoors

Monkeys have my grapes

Awara kutta Mercedes ke peeche bhaag toh sakta hai ... lekin usse chala nahin sakta

A stray dog can run behind a Mercedes ... but he cannot drive it