Clothes and shoes Dialogues

Jitna lamba kurta utni zyada sex drive

The longer the blouse, the higher the sex drive

Maine tumhari tarah dikhave ke liye sharafat ka chola nahi audh rakha hai ... balki farz ki vardi pehani hui hai aur is vardi ka daaman saaf rakhne ke liye main apna khoon tak baha sakta hoon

Like you I don't wear a coat of honesty only to show ... instead I have worn the uniform of my duty and I can even shed my blood to keep this uniform clean

Ishq toh sabhi karte hai ... lekin sabka kurta pyjama, coat patloon nahi ban jaata

Everyone falls in love ... but not everyone's simple clothes turn into a suit and a pant

Chandni aanchal mein bhar layi hai tu ... raat yeh chamki hai jab aayi hai tu

You have brought the moonlight in your cape ... the night has started shining since you came

Paisa imaandari ke saath bhi kamaya ja sakta hai ... magar sirf itna ... agar pet bhar gaya toh badan kapdon se khali rahega ... aur agar kapdon se badan ko dhank liya toh bhook se pet khali

Money can also be earned with honesty ... but only so much that ... if your stomach is full then your body won't have clothes ... and if you cover your body with clothes then your stomach will be empty due to hunger

Wahi kahani phir ek baar ... Majnu ne liye kapde phaad ... maar tamasha beech bazar

It's the same story once again ... Mr. Majnu rips his clothes ... and total entertainment in the middle of the market

Kapde badalne se insaan badal nahi jata

A human does not change by merely changing clothes

Susu karne ke liye ... khud hi chhadi utaarni padti hai

To pee ... one has to himself drop his pants

Mardangi dhoti aur moochon mein na hove hai ... mardangi jigar mein hove hai

Manliness isn't in wearing a loincloth and growing a moustache ... manliness is in being courageous

Kapde Rita ke aur baatein Sita ki

You are wearing clothes of Rita and talking like Sita

Ladki kitni bhi modern ho ... saree pehne toh sharma hi jaati hai

No matter how modern a girl is ... she feels shy when she wears a saree

Maar maarke bura haal karenge ... aur dhoti phaadke rumaal karenge

We will hit you and make your condition bad ... and we will tear a loincloth and make a napkin from it

Badtameez, chaddar ki kameez, lohe ka pajama, bandar tera mama, arre billi teri mausi, kutta tera yaar, aam ka achaar ... aaja mere yaar!

Mannerless, shirt from bedsheet, iron pajama, monkey is your uncle, oh cat is your aunt, dog is your friend, mango pickle ... come my friend!

Dole dole mera bhi dil dole ... isse pehle ki meri joote bole ... tu patli gali hole

My hearts is singing ... but before my shoes talk ... you get out from here

Charitra aadmi ko banata hai ... kapde nahi

A person is known by his character ... and not by the clothes that he wears

Angdhai na lena aaise haathon ko uthakar ... seene se tere dekh dupatta na satak jaye

Don't raise your hands and pandiculate ... since your scarf might fall from your body

Main daudunga in pairon se, tu bhaga le apni gaadiyan ... teri akal itni kam hai, jitni kam meri maa ke paas sareeyan

I'll run with my legs and you can speed in your cars ... you hardly have anything in your brain, just like my mother has hardly any sarees

Roti, kapada aur makaan par kabza karne waalon ke dil ... choohe jaise hai

People who have achieved food, clothes and house ... have a heart of a mouse

Jaise Superman pehenta cape hai ... jaise King Kong ko kehte ape hai ... vaise yeh great escape hai

Just like Superman wears a cape ... just like King Kong is called an ape ... just like that this is a great escape

Em pan insaan ne simple hau joye ... VIP toh underwear bhi chhe

A person must be simple ... since even an underwear is VIP