Comedy Dialogues

Yaar ki mehfil mein kab ki patt chuki gandheriyan ... jhadoo lekar aaye hai shayad uthane bediyan

The sugarcanes have been chopped off for the party ... may be he has come to pick up the left overs

Yeh dharti roh rahi hai, yeh aasman roh raha hai ... nonsense yeh sab kya ho raha hai?

The land is crying, the sky is crying ... this is nonsense, what's going on?

Duniya ki har biwi ne kabhi na kabhi toh yeh zaroor soocha hoga ... ki main hamesha hamesha ke liye apne pati se chutkara kaise paon

Every wife in this world has definitely thought at some point or the other ... as to how can she get rid of her husband forever

Is shehar mein achcha vakil kanoon jaanta hai ... aur bahut achcha vakil judge ko jaanta hai

In this city a good lawyer knows the law ... and a very good lawyer knows the judge

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Dimaag kharch karne se ... dimaag kam nahi hota

Using your brain ... does not diminish it

Abhe oh ujhdi hui riyasat ke lutte huye sultan

Hey you broken ruler of a ruined kingdom

Agar tujhe dulha no. 1 banna hai, uske liye tujhe gunda no. 1 banna padega ... tab jaake tujhe heroine no. 1 milegi

If you want to become bridegroom no. 1, then you'll have to become villain no. 1 ... and then you'll get heroine no. 1

Kauve ne cheel ka chuma liya ... aur cheel ne chuhe ka bachcha pehda kiya

A crow kissed a vulture ... and the vulture gave birth to a mouse's child

Sunday ko aa ... Sunday ko mast naha do ke aa

Come on Sunday ... Take a nice clean shower on Sunday and come

Main toh roz vilayat jata hoon ... aur roz vilayat se aata hoon

I go everyday to a foreign country ... and everyday I come back from a foreign country

Jisse dekho sharif aadmi dhoondta hai ... kyun ki ek sharif aadmi ki wajah se dus badmaashon ka ghar chalta hai

Everyone is looking for a honest person ... because the houses of ten wicked people depends on one honest person

Aaj ke baad aapka koi bhi aadmi yahan nazar nahi aana chahiye ... varna aaisi dhulai karoonga ki saath pushton tak aapki aulad ganji pehda hongi

From today none of your men should be seen here ... or else I will smash you guys so bad that for the next 7 generations your children will be born bald

Arre yeh saale Majnu bhai patthar khane waale kaam karte hai ... khud ko toh Laila milti nahi ... aur jisko mil-rehli hai us mein bhi fingerbaazi

Mr. Majnu does the kind of work that calls for pelting stones ... he himself is not able to get Laila ... and he puts his finger in between those who are getting her

Main isse hypnotize karega aur tujhe surprise karega

I will hypnotize him and I will surprise you

Ladkiyan kapur ki tarah hoti hai ... teeli lagi nahi ki jalkar roshni dene lagti hai ... aur tum ladke tubelight ki tarah hote ho ... bahut der se jalte ho

Girls are like a camphor ball ... the moment a matchstick ignites they start spreading the light ... and you boys are like a tubelight ... you start very late

Jis tarah dehle ke pehle nehla aata hai ... vaise hi guru ke pehle chela aata hai

Like 9 comes before 10 ... just like that a pupil comes before his teacher

Jaldi jaldi mil, jaldi jaldi baat aage bada ... varna tu aansun pochta reh jayega aur lipstick koi aur poch jayega

Quickly meet her and quickly move the topic further ... or else you'll wipe your tears and someone else will wipe her lipstick

See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling

See you all in the morning ... my babes are calling

Abhe oye sadhe huye unde ke double half-fry ... gumnaam shehar ke jhulte minar ... geele papad ki paidavar ... takle ki taal, kharbhuje ki khaal, bin batti ki dhaal ... maroonga ek kaan ke neeche, awaaz aayegi tere naak ke neeche ... badbudar chailay, phatte huye thayle, mailay guzelay ... teri yeh majhaal ki tu apun ke saath khele

Hey you double half-fry of a stinking egg ... tower of an anonymous city ... product of a wet papadum ... head of a bald person, skin of a muskmelon, shield without a light ... I'll hit you one below your ear and the noise will come from below your nose ... you smelly thing, you torn bag, you dirty thing ... how dare you play with me