Comedy Dialogues

Jawani pe chada shabaab aur zor se laga peshaab ... zyada der nahi rukte

Beauty in the youth and the urge to pee ... don't stay long

Yahan ke naukar, maaliko se zyada wafaadar hai

The servants here are more trustworthy than their masters

Main apni favorite hoon

I am my own favorite

Shivaji ke paas ek horse ka power tha, aur unka ghoda hawa ke saath baat karta tha ... tere paas athrah horse ka power hai, gear mein dhal aur bol ... Jai Maharashtra!

Shivaji had the power of one horse and his horse would talk with the air ... you have 18 horsepowers, put the car in the gear and say ... Jai Maharashtra!

Style marna mera kaam ... kyun ki Rajinikanth mera naam

It's my job to be in style ... because Rajinikanth is my name

Kachre ke keede ko maarne ke liye Flit bazaar mein milta hai ... magar paap ke keede ko maarne waala Flit saala bana hi nahi hai aaj tak

You get Flit in the market to kill the bugs from the trash ... but to kill the bugs of sin, bloody there is no Flit that has been made till today

Jahapanah tussi great ho ... tofu kabool karo

My lord you are great ... please accept my offering

Aaj kal maar se nahi, maal se kaam chalta hai

These days to gets things done you need money, not beatings

Tu shaitaan ki aulaad hai, gadhe da bateeja hai ... tere maa baap ki galti ka nateeja hai

You're a child of the devil, a nephew of the donkey ... you're the result of a mistake that your parents made

Kardo aaisi ghatna ... woh seedhe pahunche Patna

Do some eventful ... so that he reaches straight to Patna

Naye jooton ki tarah shuru mein naye naye afsar bhi kaatte hai

Just like new shoes, even new officers bite in the beginning

Pain aur pleasure ... dono dene mein expert thi

Pain and pleasure ... she was an expert in giving both

Musibate teen sau saat ... phir bhi saala thaat pe thaat

The problems of section 307 (of The Indian Penal Code) are on you ... but still you're showing attitude

Insaaf ki laathi mein awaaz ho ya na ho ... timing badi zalim hoti hai

Whether there is sound or not in the stick of justice ... it's timing is very cruel

Jabse thappad maine khaya, ek aafat ho gayi ... aye but-e-kafir mujhe tujhse mohabbat ho gayi

Since I've been slapped, it's been trouble ... my tempting beauty I'm in love with you

Tu dil pe jhadu aur aankhon pe poocha maarke soja

You sweep your heart, mop your eyes and go to sleep

Bade log badtameezi bhi karte hai toh badi hi ... choti nahi

If big people behave bad then it's in a big way ... not something small

Na pine hai na apple ... phir bhi pineapple

It doesn't have pine neither apple ... still it is called pineapple

Apne scene ka toh full kerosene ho gaya yaar

Our scene has turned fully into kerosene

Kai baar logon ke liye yeh faisla karna mushkil ho jaata hai ... ki hamara dil bada hai yah hamara bungla

A lot of times people find it difficult to decide ... whether my heart is big or my bungalow