House Dialogues

Abhe tere jaise ko toh main har shanivar ko ... paanch hari mirchion ke saath apne ghar ke bahar latkata hoon

I hang a person like you every Saturday ... outside my house along with 5 green chili peppers

Ghar saaf sutra ho, toh mann bhi khush rehta hai

If your home is clean, then your heart also stays happy

Ghar ghar ki kahani vulgar ki rani ho gayi hai

The story of every house has now become the queen of vulgar

Tere ghar mein calendar hai ... 97 gaur se dekh le, kyun ki 98 tu dekh nahin payega

Do you have a calendar in your house ... look at the year of 1997 carefully, because you won't be able to see 1998

Ghar ke bahar ke darinde toh sabko nazar aate hai ... lekin andar ke vaishi angrez kisi ko nazar nahi aate

Everyone is able to see the evil guys that are outside their house ... but no one is able to see the evil guys that are inside their house

Aurat ke inhi hoton ne lakhon ghar barbaad kiye hai ... aabad kiye hai toh sirf veerane, maikhane, qaid khane aur pagal khane

The lips of women have destroyed millions of homes ... if they have flourished anything, then that is ruins, bars, jails and mental asylums

Ghar mein Baywatch aur disco mein gaywatch

Baywatch in the house and gaywatch in the disco

Narazgi is baat ki nahi hai humein ke tum hamare ghar mein gusse ... narazgi toh is baat ki hai ke tum hamare ghar mein gusse jab hum nahi the

I'm not upset from the fact that you entered my house ... I'm upset from the fact that you entered my house while I wasn't there

Is duniya mein chahe woh insaan ho yah makaan ho ... ek din mitt hi jaata hai ... nahi mitta hai toh woh hai pyar

In this world be it a human or a house ... one day they do get erased ... the only that remains is love

Makaan ooncha banane se ... insaan ooncha thodi ho jaata hai

Just by building a big house ... a person doesn't become big

Jis din ek mazdoor kaam pe nahi jaata ... uske ghar par chula nahi balki uska pet jalta hai

The day when a laborer doesn't go to work ... that day the stove in his house doesn't burn, instead his stomach does

Agar woh bechara ek din kaam par nahi jaata ... toh us bechare ke ghar mein chula nahi jalta ... aur jis din chula nahi jalta ... uska pet jalta hai, uski aatma jalti hai

If that helpless person doesn't go to work for one day ... then the stove in his house doesn't burn ... and the day when the stove doesn't burn ... his stomach and his soul burns

Biwi paas chahiye toh ghar mein sandas chahiye

If you want your wife along your side, then you must have a toilet in your house

Meri jaidaat se main tumhe bedakhal karta hoon

I evict you from my wealth

Main toh us andhere ghar ka chirag hoon ... jahan dil bhi jalao toh roshni nahi ho sakti

I am the light from that dark house ... where even when you enlighten the heart there is no light

Woh aayega, zaroor aayega ... aur apne saath ek aaisa toofan layega ... jisse tumhari yeh maut ki factory, reth ke gharonde ki tarah deh jayegi

He will come, for sure ... and he will bring such a storm with him ... which will destroy your factory of death, just like the houses of sand flow away

Meri wife ko nahi uske peeche ka bungla dekho idiots ... 3.5 million!

Don't look at my wife, look at the bungalow behind her ... 3.5 million!

Ghar waala ghar nahi ... hum mein kisi ka darr nahi

The owner is not in the house ... hence we are not scared of anyone

Is desh ki mitti ke ghar kahi baar toote hain ... magar is desh ki mitti ka mard kabhi nahin toota hai

Houses made from the soil of this country have broken many a times ... but man made from the soil of this country has never broken

Rasam nibhane ke liye havan mein ghee dalna hi padta hai ... lekin phir ussi aag se ghar bhi jalaya ja sakta hai

To follow the procedure one has to add clarified butter to the homa (ritual) ... but with that same fire one can burn the house down also