Transportation Dialogues

Don't fear come near ... put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

Don't fear come near ... put the scooter of my youth in third gear

Kutta jab gaadi ke peeche bhaagta hai toh ... usko gaadi khareedni hai yah chalani hoti hai?

When a dog runs behind a car then ... does he want to buy the car or drive it?

Seeti bajhi rail ki alert ho jaiye ... ticket katti aapki, seedha upar jaiye

Get alert with the horn of the train ... your ticket is out, hence you'll go straight up (to god)

Ab main bina petrol ki gaadi aur bina nashe ki taadi hoon ... ab main woh phateli sari hoon jisko koi hijhra bhi nahin pehne

I am now like a car without petrol and an alcoholic drink without intoxication ... I am now like a torn sari which even a eunuch will not wear

Tu alag alag pehda hota na ... toh aaj chaar paanch bhai behan hote tere ... tere pe chaar paiyye laga doon na ... toh Nano car lage

If you were born separately ... then today you would've had 4 to 5 brothers and sisters ... if I'll put 4 wheels on you ... then you'll look like a Nano car

Bike nahi hai yeh time machine hai yeh ... so put your hands around me and let me take you back in time

This is a time machine not a bike ... so put your hands around me and let me take you back in time

Bungle mein rahenge ... gadi mein ghumenge ... noton pe sooenge

We will stay in a bungalow ... go out in a car ... sleep on money

Gaadi mein bithao driver ban jaonga ... peeche bithao cleaner ban jaonga ... gaadi bighade toh usse dhakka lagaonga ... aur tumhe koi chhede toh uska khoon pee jaonga

Make me sit in the car and I'll become a driver ... make me sit behind and I'll become a cleaner ... if the car breaks down then I'll push it ... and if someone teases you then I'll drink his blood

Malik ne hamari mitti kuch special kisam ki banai hai ... ki jis saanche mein dalo wohi roop dharan kar leta hai ... agar tange mein behta do toh tangewaala ban jata hoon, agar hawaijahaz mein behta do toh pilot ban jata hoon ... masjid mein mulla, mandir mein pandit ... aur agar dil mein behta do toh dilwaala

God has made my properties of a special kind ... in whichever shape you put me I adopt that shape ... if you make me sit in a horse cart then I become a horse cart driver, if you make me sit in an aeroplane then I become a pilot ... religious leader in a mosque, saint in a temple ... and if you put me in a heart then I become a lover

Train mein safar kiya, plane mein safar kiya, caron mein safar kiya ... magar kisi bhi safar ka itna mazaa nahi aaya jitna in baahon ke safar mein aa raha hai

Traveled in a train, traveled in a plane, traveled in cars ... but no journey was as much fun as this journey in your arms is

Pati patni ka joh rishta hai woh rath ke do paiyon ki tarah hota hai ... ek bhi paiya toot gaya toh rath ka chalna mushkil ho jaata hai

The relationship between husband and wife is like the two wheels of a chariot ... even if one wheel breaks then it becomes hard for the chariot to move

Dil mein aata hoon samajh mein nahi ... pant mein aata hoon shirt mein nahi ... cycle pe aata hoon gaadi mein nahi ... aur sun langoth mein aata hoon shorts mein nahi

I am in the heart, but I am hard to understand ... I come wearing a pant, but not a shirt ... I come on a bicycle, and not in a car ... and listen I come wearing a loincloth, but not shorts

Door se dus pass se bus ... woh bhi DTC

She looks like a ten from far but looks a bus from near ... and that to of Delhi Transport Corporation (DTC)

Ladki ka model ho ya gadi ka ... waqt ke saath saath dono purani ho jaati hai

Whether it is a model of a girl or a car ... with time both get old

Jab tak in ameeron ki bheje mein ghusi hui daulat ki garmi ko nahi nikala jayega ... tab tak yeh hum gareebon par gaadiyan chadate hi jayenge

Until the attitude of wealth is removed from the brains of these rich people ... they will keep driving their cars over poor people like us

Main all in one hoon ... main driver ka motor hoon ... main coach van ka ghoda hoon ... mail maali ka bhageecha hoon ... main kitchen ka bawarchi hoon

I'm all in one ... I'm a motor of a driver ... I'm a horse of a coach van ... I'm a garden of a gardener ... I'm a cook of a kitchen

Gaye the dubane Titanic par na duba sake ek bhi naiyya ... misaal hi maarte reh gaye hamare Lucky bhaiya

He went to drown the Titanic but he couldn't even drown a boat ... our brother Lucky was just left giving examples

Bus mein tel jalta hai aur taange mein janavar ka khoon jalta hai

In a bus oil burns and in a horse cart the blood of the animal burns

Oh tu rail gaddi vich paida hui thi? ... jab dekho Rajdhani Express ki tarah bhaagti hui nazar aati hai

Were you born in a train? ... since you are always seen running around like the Rajdhani Express

Subah ki pehli local se leke raat ki aakhri botal tak ... har aadmi ki zubaan par sirf ek hi naam hona chahiye

From the first local train of the morning to the last bottle of the night ... there should only be one name on everyone's lips