Animals and birds Dialogues

Duniya mein koi bhoot pret, koi jungli janwar is insaan naam ke janwar se zyada khatarnak nahi hota ... nuksaan toh sirf jeete jaagte insaan hi pahunchate hai

In this world no ghost or spirit, no wild animal is more dangerous than the animal named human ... because only the living humans hurt us

Mujhe junglee billiyan pasand hai

I like wild cats

Bina patte ke is shehar mein sirf keede makaude milte hain ... aadmi nahin

Without an address in this city you will only get bugs and spiders ... not humans

Abhe oh tan-tambure ... barsaati kan-khajure!

Hey you musical instrument ... centipede from the rain!

Mard agar kutta hai ... toh uski sooch kutte ki dum hai ... change hi nahi hoti

If a man is a dog then his thinking is a dogs tail ... it never changes

Gayi bhains pani mein

The buffalo went in the water

Tumhari baaton mein itna horsepower hai na ... ki aadmi ke dimag kharab ho jaate hai aur godhon ka chalna shuru

Your talks have so much horsepower that ... peoples mind go bad and horses start walking

Jis tarah saanp se zehar alag nahi kar sakte ... ussi tarah jurm se mujrim ko aap alag nahi kar sakte

Like you can't separate poison from a snake ... just like that you can't separate a criminal from crime

Chuhon ko pakadna ho toh chuha banna padta hai ... kutton ko pakadna ho toh kutta ... sher ka shikaar karna ho toh sher

If you want to catch mouses then you have to become a mouse ... if you want to catch dogs then you have to become a dog ... and if you want to hunt a tiger you have to become a tiger

Hamara desh ek sone ki chidiya hai, jise aap log bech-bechkar, bech-bechkar apne pet mein dharna chahte ho ... phat jayega pet, mooh mein nahi aayegi chidiya ... kyun ki ab woh chidiya baaz ban chuki hai ... joh aapko noch-nochke, noch-nochke kha jayegi

Our country is a golden bird which you guys have sold to feed your stomach ... your stomach will blow up, but this bird will not come in your mouth ... because now that bird has become an eagle ... who will tear you into pieces and eat you

Aap agar Shanaya hai toh main mooli hoon ... aap agar patang hai toh main aapka solar cell hoon ... aap agar saand hai toh main aapki ghanti ki bell hoon

If you're Shanaya then I'm radish ... if you're a kite then I'm your solar cell ... if you're a bull then I'm your bell

Jis tarah bewafaa mehmoob kabhi ek dil mein nahi reh sakte ... us hi tarah choohe kabhi ek bil mein nahi reh sakte

Just like unfaithful lovers can never stay in one heart ... similarly rats can never stay in one hole

Apne aangan ki bedh doosre ke ghar mein phale phoole toh ... ghar ke armaan maati mein mil jaate hai

If the sheep of my courtyard is living and growing in someone else's house ... then the wishes of my home will get mixed in clay

Upar waale tera khel nirala ... kutte ki dumm ko seedha kar daala

Oh God your game is strange ... you've straightened a dogs crooked tail

Kanoon saboot ka mohtaj hai ... lekin jis din mere haath saboot laga ... tum logon ko pagal kutton ki tarah ghaseeta hua le jaonga

The law is dependent on the proof ... but the day I get the proof ... I'll drag you guys like mad dogs

Jungle mein sirf ek sher hota hai ... aur shehar mein sirf ek khalifa ... baki joh hote hai woh sirf hote hai

There can only be one tiger in a jungle ... and there can only be one successor in a city ... everyone else is just useless

Ek khatmal poori raat ko apahij kar deta hai

One bed bug can handicap the whole night

Jis din main koi gori titli dekh leta hoon na ... mere khoon mein sehkado kaale kutte ek saath bhaukne lagte hai

The day when I see a white girl ... several black dogs start barking in my blood simultaneously

Is duniya mein do tarah ka keeda hota hai ... ek woh joh kachre se uthta hai ... aur doosra woh joh paap ki gandhgi se uthta hai ... kachre waala keeda insaan ko beemar kar deta hai ... magar paap ki gandhgi ka keeda saare samaaj ko beemar kar deta hai

There are two types of bugs in this world ... one that rises from the trash ... and other that rises from the filthiness of sin ... the bug from the trash makes people sick ... but the bug from the filthiness of sin makes the entire society sick

Saanp ka kaata kam se kam mar toh jaata hai ... lekin aurat ka sataya na mar sakta hai, na jee sakta hai

A person bit from a snake atleast dies ... but a person troubled by a woman can neither die, nor live